some laugh and love
If you think fuck is FUNNY
fuck yourself & save your MONEY!!
WHAT DOES A GIRL SAY WHEN SHE IS GETTING FUCKED?! BRITTISH GIRLS SAY: YES YSE... GERMAN GIRLS SAY: YAH YAH... EGYPTION GIRLS SAY: DON'T TELL ANY BODY YOSTORAK !!
I saw you in my dreams, dressed all in white & setting in a green land!! but when I asked an angel "who's this?" he said: Dah?!! Toor Allah fee barsimoo!!!
We were born to live
We live to love
We love to suffer
We suffer then die!!
Ya 7abiby Er7amny we7es web3atly SMS. en kan mafeesh raseed lama atlob dosly YES. 3mmal tedosly NO wala rady te2oly ALO. yally 7obbak Konafa ana ba7lam bel-Gatoh!!
Some one miss you, need you, worry about you, thinking always in you, lonley without you, care about seeing you, my real true love.
For every Evil under the Sun, there's a Remedy or there's None. if there, try to find it, if none, don't mention it!!
If Kisses r water I'll send u the see, If Hugs r leaves I'll send u a tree, If Love is life I'll give u eternaty, If u think of me I don't stop thinking in YOU!!
Smile & Ever lasting smile, a smile can bring u near to me. don't ever let me find u gone, 'cause that will bring a tear to me!!
U can buy Gifts, But not Love. U can pretend Smile, But not Happiness. U can lie to Others, But not to UrSelf. U can have Friends, But not as good as ME!!
A,B,C,D
A=ur attractive
B=ur brave
C=ur cute
D=ur darling
E,F,G
E=ur exiting
F=ur fabulous
G=ur so great
H,I,J,K
H= Hi
I= I'm
J= Just
K= Kidding!!
FriendShip is like a Tree... It is not measured on how Tall it could be, but is on how Deep the root have grown!!
I may not be the one you care the most. but remember you will always be the one I care the most! Trust me!!
Every time the sun shines in my eyes, I wish I could see your smile shine in my eyes.
The longest distance in the world is not measured by how far apart we are, but measured by how I am just in beside you, and yet you don't know that I love you..
WoRdS CaNnOt ExPreSs ThE wAy I FeeL AbToU YoU, ThE WaY I CaNt ExpLaiN WhY ThE SkY Is bLuE... BuT ThEn I KnoW mY HeArT Is TrUe WhEn I SaY I LoVe YoU!!
I've asked Nokia, Ericsson, AT&T & Motorola to buy you all the world mobile phones, coz just 160 digits are not enough to express my feelings...
With my best wishes I promise us to make this site grate by car of god and our efforts frome manager or soupervisouer
Frome pandon2010
موضوع: نكت فكاهيه اتمنه ان تنال اعجابكم 
الجمعة 06 مارس 2009, 1:47 am
